Stupid Prices Redefines “Nothing” and “Everything”
Posted by the Kenmore Crow | Filed under Business
Covered first on KBIN, then on Kenmore Blog.net, and most recently over at Kenmore Undressed, Kenmore’s discount store Stupid Prices (more recently known as “Smart Buys at Stupid Prices”) will be closing its doors forever in a little over a month.
I flew over to Stupid Prices yesterday to check out their deals, and spotted something a little bit amusing:
In giant, bold, all-caps: “NOTHING HELD BACK!” and “EVERYTHING ON SALE!”
In tiny fine print, taped to the third banner: “Excluding: TELEVISIONS”
It would seem that Stupid Prices has rather strange definitions of “NOTHING” and “EVERYTHING.” Televisions are apparently “NOTHING,” and therefore naturally excluded from the “EVERYTHING” which is on sale.
Tags: chain business, economy, Stupid-Prices
2 Responses to “Stupid Prices Redefines “Nothing” and “Everything””
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Your an idiot. You omitted the fact that TV’s were on sale and the disclaimer “TV’s not included” was simply that they were not discounted as much as the other merchandise. TV’s were at 10-20%.
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Bjarne Blixt said: “Your an idiot.”
How deliciously ironic.
October 6th, 2009 at 5:43 PM