Stupid Prices Redefines “Nothing” and “Everything”
Posted by the Kenmore Crow | Filed under Business | 2 Comments
Covered first on KBIN, then on Kenmore Blog.net, and most recently over at Kenmore Undressed, Kenmore’s discount store Stupid Prices (more recently known as “Smart Buys at Stupid Prices”) will be closing its doors forever in a little over a month.
I flew over to Stupid Prices yesterday to check out their deals, and spotted something a little bit amusing:
In giant, bold, all-caps: “NOTHING HELD BACK!” and “EVERYTHING ON SALE!”
In tiny fine print, taped to the third banner: “Excluding: TELEVISIONS”
It would seem that Stupid Prices has rather strange definitions of “NOTHING” and “EVERYTHING.” Televisions are apparently “NOTHING,” and therefore naturally excluded from the “EVERYTHING” which is on sale.
Tags: chain business, economy, Stupid-Prices
